"Don't touch me!" - Channeling Miss CML
Kath and I had a good laugh as Kath channeled one of our sisters with the above comment - this occurred as I slightly grazed Kath's hand a couple of times while we swam laps and talked. We both instantly laughed - most especially when Kath realized she was the one TOUCHING ME!
"I untied the wrong rope" (spoken in heavy New York accent)
What the gondolier said when he crashed the boat backing out of the dock with his two passengers on deck. I then dubbed him FREDO! from the Godfather. "I'm SMOT ... I got brains!"
"Beaver Dam, AZ - Home of Tampax Headquarters!
Kath, as we hit Arizona!
"Pimples, Pimples everywhere - even in my underwear!"
Madge's initial comment about her skin - with Kath's adjunct!
in a whisper sing "Shout, Shout, let it all out!"
What Kath said during our white-knuckled drive to Vail -- a tough last two hours ...
Should I read you the Tornado Instructions?
What the ever-prepared Kath said to me while we were getting ready for bed as the local tv station for the North Platte area of Nebraska indicated a thunderstorm warning for the night
Correctional Facility in the area. DO NOT PICK UP HITCHIKERS!
Actual signage on the I-80 in Nebraska!
I thought the sign said PUMP & PANTY!!!
What Madge said when she saw the name of a chain of service stations in Nebraska and Iowa called "Pump & Pantry"